The Quick Brown Dick Jumps Over The Lazy Cunt

Somewhere in the squatters’ areas, inside one of the tiny, rickety houses, our long-time laundrywoman, Elsa, has just given birth to a bouncing little baby boy. Married for almost 15 years now to Mando, a construction worker with no permanent employment, together they ogle at the new family member. The infant happens to be their 12th child.
How dirt poor […]

Poker Home Tournaments
I am well aware of the fact that some Filipinos do love to gamble. Some even gamble under the tents posted outside the house of a newly deceased person. Yes, some of us have a weird way of honoring the dead, don’t we? And whilst a seemingly harmless game of cards can be a good way to keep one’s self […]

President Arroyo’s Itinerary for Feb. 9, 2008
 
A reliable source says he received a text message from his security-slash-military contact which outlines Gloria Arroyo’s schedule for tomorrow,  Feb. 9, 2008.
11:00am
PLAN A:
LRT BACLARAN TERMINAL
PLAN B:
Tutuban Mall (Recto Avenue, Manila)
PLAN C:
Uniwide (Quiapo, Manila)
PLAN D:
SM Manila
PLAN E:
Robinsons Place – Malate, Manila
 
There MIGHT be a series of bomb explosions in the […]

Homes for Sale Philippines
 
I have been renting apartments since I was in college. I think it’s high time that I look for a permanent home…a place that I can call my own…
I imagine my home to be in a secured village within the suburbs of Quezon City, “The City of Stars”. I want to live close to major means of transportation such […]

Blog Review  Filipino Cultured
Filipino Cultured is an entertainment blog which is being managed and owned by a Spanish-slash-Filipino author.
Oh let me edit that. For the sake of being politically correct, the author is of mixed Malay and Spanish descent.
There! Moving on…
The blog is teeming with topics about various actors and actresses in the Philippines as well as Spanish celebrities and Filipinos with Spanish descent. On the […]

Travel Guide Philippines
What Foreigners Need To Know (Part II)

FACTS ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES:
6. The Philippines has more than 180 languages and dialects.
The most commonly used are Tagalog, Bisaya, Taglish, Coño English, Salitang Kanto, Salitang Bakla and SMS.
 
TAGALOG (pronounced [tɐˈgaːlog]) is one of the major languages of the Republic of thePhilippines. It is the most spoken […]

Travel Guide Philippines
What Foreigners Need To Know (Part I)
SOME FACTS ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES:
1. The Philippine archipelago is composed of 7,107 islands.
Our country generally lies between 116° 40′ and 126° 34′ E. longitude, and 4° 40′ and 21° 10′ N. latitude. Yes, we are on the world map…much thanks to Ms. Melanie Marquez. 
2. The Philippines is the world’s 12th most […]

Mall of Asia, Megamall and SM North in the Philippines made it to the World’s 10 Largest Shopping Malls
Henry Sy, a Filipino-Chinese business tycoon, has three of his properties named in Forbes’ Ten Largest Shopping Malls in the World. Although he has yet to create a shopping galaxy that could boot out China’s 7.1 million square feet […]

Manny Pacquiao Scandal
Manny Pacquiao was “ALLEGEDLY” spotted at the Embassy Superclub having a “subtle” make-out session in the “middle” of the dance floor with some girl (probably a high-class prostitute…THAT term sounds a lot more “elegant” than a “s-l-u-t,” doesn’t it?). Moving on…
If the pictures below are the work of a talented digital fraudster, my kudos to you! You have not only […]