The Quick Brown Dick Jumps Over The Lazy Cunt

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The Quick Brown Dick Jumps Over The Lazy Cunt

Somewhere in the squatters’ areas, inside one of the tiny, rickety houses, our long-time laundrywoman, Elsa, has just given birth to a bouncing little baby boy. Married for almost 15 years now to Mando, a construction worker with no permanent employment, together they ogle at the new family member. The infant happens to be their 12th child.

How dirt poor couples can afford to procreate amazes me to the point of nausea. It’s not as if they are aiming to produce quality offsprings! Noooo! They just breed mindlessly and consequently spawning more parasites into our society.

It’s not as if they can hope for their children to elevate their poverty-stricken condition to a less abominable, middle-class lifestyle in the future when they can barely send them to school, let alone feed them properly!

How women can endure getting pregnant the 12th time is gross. How droopy and warped their vaginas must be after the 12th pregnancy? Well, your guess is as good as mine.

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I guess it’s way too late now for condoms, isn’t it? After all, these women are too lazy to even say NO to their husbands’ virility. So what’s the point, right?  They’re beyond rescue.

 

 

 

Watching T.V. is the most disgusting of all. Poor families will appear with a long list of complaints about the steep prices of basic commodities, unfair hospital policies, high medical bills, high tuition, unemployment, housing, etc…etc… Then you’ll hear them appealling to kind-hearted fellowmen for help.

NEWSFLASHmost of us suffer from the same problems you’re grieving about. So why should you be helped? If you had the sense not to breed like rats, then there’ll be less problems to think about. And the rest of us won’t have to suffer staring at the grimy, malnourished, ugly organisms you have brilliantly produced.  







15 Comments so far

  1. Craw on February 17, 2008 7:42 pm

    Wow… very strong & harsh words… though, I feel the same way.

    I think one of the reasons they’ve adopted procreation as a hobby is because of boredom. I think it starts with being unemployed, then being bored, then becoming horny.

    I can also imagine fights between the man & woman if the woman tries to say no. Add to the ignorance of how & when to withdraw.

  2. pipitblog on February 17, 2008 8:41 pm

    lol…I can’t imagine how they can find the time to have sex (and take it up as a hobby) while surrounded by 12 kids inside a tiny shanty. One would think that by the time they got to their 3rd or fourth or fifth child, they had learned some valuable lessons. But it turns out they have not. I think they’re just a bunch of uber-horny creatures.

  3. cryptonomikon on February 18, 2008 2:15 am

    Blame the Catholic church and our hypocritical leaders who do NOT want DOH to push contraceptives and sex ed for students.

  4. Craw on February 18, 2008 2:52 am

    Well… their kids are out in the streets begging :P LOL

  5. johnny_bravo on February 19, 2008 1:56 am

    mechanical na lang siguro sa kanila ang panganganak…parang programmed na ang bodies nila to produce babies…para bagang factory lol

  6. PostOnFire.com on February 19, 2008 9:09 pm

    The Quick Brown Dick Jumps Over The Lazy Cunt…

    Somewhere in the squatters’ areas, inside one of the tiny, rickety houses, our long-time laundrywoman, Elsa, has just given birth to a bouncing little baby boy. Married for almost 15 years now to Mando, a construction worker with no permanent employm…

  7. zizzure on February 21, 2008 7:26 pm

    let’s just pray for them…you know most of them were not educated in school, so they’re not really familiar with family planning methods.

  8. he-bitch on February 21, 2008 7:30 pm

    zizzure, you are so naive:) they don’t need prayers, they need violent lashings…perhaps 100 lashes for every child they have produced. This should be done in front of the public so they would learn the lesson well! That is what I call proper education for fools!

  9. thejamminjabber on February 22, 2008 2:53 am

    wow. your blog might almost be more offensive than mine. this is some right wing shit. can’t say I don’t agree, tho.

  10. pipitblog on February 22, 2008 12:52 pm

    haha I’m glad you stopped by. But I have to say that you are sicker and more rotten than I am lol…kfugrip seems to agree lol

  11. prolife_mom on February 25, 2008 1:40 pm

    would you rather have them abort their babies? or put them up for adoption? at least they are not doing something as immoral as infanticide and parental neglect.

  12. Ozy on May 5, 2008 3:07 pm

    They aren’t as educated as you. It’s the government’s responsibility to control this problem but since this the government looks like it isn’t worth anything at all, what do you think YOU can do to help curb this problem.

  13. Greg on May 5, 2008 3:08 pm

    I agree, they are one of the big reasons why this country will never move forward.

  14. mzdiscount on May 8, 2008 10:17 am

    TO PROFILE_MOM: And how would you define making dozens of babies and not being able to support each child’s basic needs? if that’s not parental neglect, then what is?

    TO OZY: What is so hard about learning from experience ( I speak of getting knocked up EVERY 9 months or so)and not being able to realize “HEY, I can’t even afford to buy milk or send one child to school!” My point is if I put my life in perspective and see, really see what I am depriving my kids of, then I wouldn’t make another baby immediately after I have given birth to my last. If they can’t get the proper sex education then learn from experience. What’s so hard to understand about sex and fertilization when you’ve experienced it once already or twice…thrice…or the nth time. Even an uneducated person could grasp the idea behind it all.

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