Death by Ingrown Toenail Infection

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Death by Ingrown Toenail Infection

Funny that I should fret about a tiny ingrown toenail. It’s not as if this will cause my own demise. Nah! I just have a little swelling around the nail grooves of my right foot’s thumb toe, that’s all. I must’ve been cleaning it so hard yesterday. A girl does need to have neatly pedicured feet so… It’s just probably a slight sore, no worries there.

death by ingrown toenail 

I am not freaking out. Nah! The pain is still bearable, if you must know. I just feel a little bit queasy because the last time I checked, there seems to be a puslike liquid that has dried up around the skin.

So endeavoring to remove the cause of my discomfort, I took out my pedicure tools again this morning and vowed to pull out the nasty ingrown toenail. I know it’s an ingrown nail because it is quite hard. I was digging it out relentlessly but to no avail so I know it’s not just dead skin. You see, dead skin is relatively easier to pull out than an ingrown nail which grows, curves downward and cuts into the skin  . However, I am not one to back out from a minor obstacle. I had an important mission — this ingrown nail must go!!!

Then all of a sudden, it snapped…

It snapped just right where I can no longer poke my pusher deeper inside the grooves and short enough for my nipper to nip it at its stubborn root. Feeling defeated by a stupid ingrown toenail, I decided I’ll just let nature take care of itself. Allow it to grow bigger if it must.

Should I die of ingrown toenail infection ere long, let this be my final testament. ”I did not let you win, my friend. I’m simply taking you with me…because if I die, you’ll die as well, together with all the bacteria, the fungi and the gangrene that you wanted to inflict upon me. See you in hell!”







13 Comments so far

  1. johnny_bravo on February 20, 2008 12:12 am

    eeewww ;(

  2. jumbie on February 20, 2008 12:15 am

    you need to have that checked. some people do die of ingrown toenail infection.

  3. Adam on February 20, 2008 12:34 am

    Congratulations…I am officially grossed out…I hope that was not your hairy toe pic.

  4. pipitblog on February 20, 2008 1:03 am

    lol…no it’s not my toe but I do have a couple of hairs on my toes too…however I do shave them up everytime I have the time because they’re not quite appealing to look at:)

  5. thejamminjabber on February 22, 2008 2:47 am

    gross. someone beat me to it, but I’m glad that’s not your toe.

  6. pipitblog on February 22, 2008 12:56 pm

    mine has healed…thank god:)

  7. stafford on February 24, 2008 12:42 am

    i think the owner of that toe needs to be brought to the emergency room as soon as possible. My prayers to whoever that is.

  8. Lena on February 24, 2008 11:20 am

    all i can say re “the” toenail is “gross”!

    anyway sa totoo lang pipitblog, nakakaiyak ang mga rooms sa kalay. my son had to fix his flooring because the tiles were either broken or have come loose.
    the curfew is 9Pm but you can ask permission from the dorm mgr to come home late as long as the parent has a previous understanding with the dorm ngr. re that.

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  10. rawdawgbuffalo on March 17, 2008 12:44 pm

    that looks and sounds painful, nice spot hon

  11. Greg on May 5, 2008 3:06 pm

    Great timing isn’t it?

  12. Susanno on May 22, 2008 2:26 am

    Glad I already have my dinner before i read this one. There should be a WARNING!! sign before it (kidding).

    Anywhere it is an informative post. Thanks for sharing it.

    Salam from Medan

    Susanno

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