President Arroyo’s Itinerary for Feb. 9, 2008

A reliable source says he received a text message from his security-slash-military contact which outlines Gloria Arroyo’s schedule for tomorrow,  Feb. 9, 2008.

11:00am

PLAN A:

LRT BACLARAN TERMINAL

PLAN B:

Tutuban Mall (Recto Avenue, Manila)

PLAN C:

Uniwide (Quiapo, Manila)

PLAN D:

SM Manila

PLAN E:

Robinsons Place – Malate, Manila

There MIGHT be a series of bomb explosions in the areas enumerated above.  The aim is to undertake these heinous plans to DIVERT PUBLIC ATTENTION FROM THE ZTE/NBN scandal.

“In this regard,  please,  as a precautionary measure,  whether this is true or not,  we cannot take this lightly.  If we have guests,  expats and other visitors more particular from other countries,  might as well advise them to stay in their hotels. If they do leave their hotel,  they have to be very extra careful and be wary of their surroundings,  avoid crowded places, more particularly on the places mentioned above.  It might also be a ploy to divert attention and instead, bomb explosions will occur in the areas that are not mentioned here.These areas are mostly crowded during weekends. Let us anticipate any adverse situation that may occur and we must set in place our contingency plans if our political situation worsens this weekend.”

Talk about paranoooid! Seriously, this message is a warning to all Filipinos out there, with the exception of the agoraphobics, of course. They need not be reminded since they are never seen in public anyway. Stay away from all public places! Because Gloria will be very busy tomorrow.